United (Useless) Nations


The Swamp Swallows Tillerson

The Swamp Swallows Tillerson By James E. Horn, former Diplomat Secretary of State (SECSTATE) Rex Tillerson just humiliated himself and embarrassed the Trump administration. SECSTATE Tillerson seems to have been badly muddied by denizens of the Deep State swamp at Fogy Bottom. Tillerson failed to adequately sweep the halls of grossly inept employees. A majority of policy wonks and advisors at the Department of State are elitists from solidly leftist/liberal Ivy League colleges and universities. This means that many are ideologically stuck in the cement of arrogant willful ignorance about much of the world, especially the Middle East. There is […]


Will Those Doors Stay Shut?

By James E. Horn Mohammed’s colonizing Islam is just plain evil and more people outside of the West know and understand than those many willfully ignorant, so-called intellectuals and self-proclaimed smart people in the west. Two countries where I have lived are stepping up to slam the door to Islamofascist colonizers. Others are likewise closing their doors to nasty colonizers, aka Islamofascists. They are courageous, wise people. Their wisdom is derived from bitter experience of their ancestors. We can learn a great deal by watching them and then emulating them. Africa From 1971-1973, I lived in a capital city called […]


Yellow Hair

Da Guy Wit Da Yellow Hair Political Satire By James E. Horn Dis guy with yellowish blond hair who grew up in NewYawk City walked up to da podium at da Useless Nations, aka da United Nations General Assembly and give a speech dat put da world on notice. He told everyone dere: “As President of the United States, I will always put America first, just like you, as the leaders of your countries will always, and should always, put your countries first.” Hey Barak, you chump: Dat ain’t no JV team apology there. Dis born in da USA President […]


A Mouse That Roars

NORTH KOREA HAS OUR NUMBER By James E. Horn The wheel goes around and around and stops at the same place. For about fifty years, North Korea periodically goes off on a rant, starts a ruckus that neither we Americans, the South Koreans, or the Japanese have handled well, certainly not successfully. Now, it is peaking and President Donald J. Trump has been handed the can that appeasement minded Presidents from the time of Kennedy have kicked on down the road. The UN led by America halted the North Korean invasion, but since the cease fire have been partnering with […]


An Obama Legacy

LEGACY DUMP James E. Horn, December 17, 2016 www.jamesehorn.com     Barak Hussein Obama, our first Moslem in the White House has dumped a huge, messy, ugly legacy on Donald Trump.  Obama’s post January 20 title ought to be something like:  The Ugly Legacy Loser, the Former, Now Disgraced, President. This is both good and bad.  It is good because Obama’s really ugly messes which were intertwined with Hillary’s incompetence and nastiness are a terrible legacy.  Combined, Obama and Hillary enabled Trump to win the election. Come January 20, President Trump will start to clean this up.  He is already […]


WAR MONGER PRESIDENT

James E. Horn, September 10, 2015 During America’s 239 years of existence, we have fought many wars, first to gain our freedom, then to preserve our freedom and the freedom of others in America and then around the world. American Presidents have been called ‘war presidents’ during these periods, and most were heroes for sticking up for others. In recent years a new phenomenon has arisen – WAR MONGER PRESIDENTS. These have been mercenaries using American troops in improper ways. The first WAR MONGER among them was William “Slick Willie” Clinton who was tasked by his Gulf oil Arab financiers […]


China Owes Bill Clinton Big Time

By James E. Horn, May 19, 2016 Does anyone wonder how China’s navy has been able to move rapidly from a third-world rust bucket to a large and growing world class navy in just 20-years? Bill Clinton is the answer. Most of us who have been around just a bit understand from many sources, Chinese government paid for Bill Clinton’s first election as POTUS (42). The Chinese provided hundreds of millions of dollars using direct infusions of cash, millions funneled through straw donors, tinsel town notables, political consultants, PACs, lobbyists, and more – enough to fund the election with change […]